Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 04 Dec 2012, 16:55

C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:So what choice do I have? Either make breakfast in Smugglers Arms or drink coke zero in SKM's place... I can make scrambled eggs...
I love scrambled eggs! I've just had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast. (Do you know the English saying about the way to a man's heart?)

through stomach?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 04 Dec 2012, 22:03

GotThatSwing wrote:
C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:So what choice do I have? Either make breakfast in Smugglers Arms or drink coke zero in SKM's place... I can make scrambled eggs...
I love scrambled eggs! I've just had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast. (Do you know the English saying about the way to a man's heart?)
through stomach?

Well done!

So, apart from pierogi and scrambled eggs, what else do you like to cook?

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 05 Dec 2012, 04:43

We have this saying in Polish too.
Oh Gosh, what I stepped into? Only I am requested to cook?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 Dec 2012, 05:51

GotThatSwing wrote:... Only I am requested to cook?

There's lots of things I need a good woman for. Like fitting net curtains. I don't have a clue how to do that.

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 05 Dec 2012, 06:15

C0ldf1re wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:... Only I am requested to cook?
There's lots of things I need a good woman for. Like fitting net curtains. I don't have a clue how to do that.

Ehem... I think you misunderstood something

I asked if it's only me who is requested to cook, not if I'm requested only to cook. You won't bamboozle me into fitting net curtains

Here's an instruction for you

http://www.ehow.co.uk/how_7584735_fit-net-curtains.html

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 05 Dec 2012, 06:51

Well done Swing .... C0ldf1re has met his match

Anyway C0ldf1re what are you doing that you need to hide behind net curtains?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 05 Dec 2012, 10:57

Fran wrote:Well done Swing .... C0ldf1re has met his match

I was hoping more for a match made in Heaven!

pawpoint · Post by **pawpoint** » 07 Dec 2012, 03:44

I like a pub that serves coke - especially on the bald heads of party dwarves! - (sorry Robert Rankin again)

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 07 Dec 2012, 06:06

pawpoint wrote:I like a pub that serves coke - especially on the bald heads of party dwarves! - (sorry Robert Rankin again)

We've got the coke. But I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own dwarves!

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 08 Dec 2012, 07:58

Is this place still going then?? Whats on the menu for a hungry man like myself at 1pm lunchtime, cmon now I want a decent menu.

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 08 Dec 2012, 12:33

Sorry... Landlord received a tax bill, and has drunk himself under the table...

primrose777 · Post by **primrose777** » 09 Dec 2012, 05:37

All I wanted was a quiet drink...... sounding a little like the places my Mother warned me about

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 09 Dec 2012, 18:55

primrose777 wrote:All I wanted was a quiet drink...... sounding a little like the places my Mother warned me about

Ahhh... Your dear Mother warned you against Michael's awful shebeen up the road. She warned you not to miss this refined and genteel establishment!

Don't worry, the landlord here has sobered up and worked out a way to beat those awful taxmen in Court.

Now then, Prim, what would you like to drink?