Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 29 Nov 2012, 09:59

GotThatSwing wrote:Let's see where I've been invited... C0ldf1re dancing? SKM bleeding? Ain't it some dodgy place?

Welcome, Swing!

This pub is a fine genteel place, suitable for the most refined of ladies (now that Fran has given SKM the boot!)

Certainly C0ldf1re dances. He sings along with the karaoke too. Don't miss it!

Now, dear lady, what can I offer you to drink?

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 29 Nov 2012, 13:51

Robbing my customers now are you Coldf!re, I think Swing likes the hip and trendy places, so she will be bypassing your pub

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 29 Nov 2012, 15:49

StephenKingman wrote:Robbing my customers now are you Coldf!re, I think Swing likes the hip and trendy places, so she will be bypassing your pub

Good to see the competitive spirit is alive and well

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 30 Nov 2012, 06:38

StephenKingman wrote:Robbing my customers now are you Coldf!re, I think Swing likes the hip and trendy places, so she will be bypassing your pub

Swing likes the places where they know what amount of % to put in her drink

So I think I'll stay here for longer. I will even stand Coldf1re's singing.

Long Island Ice Tea for me please.

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 30 Nov 2012, 06:51

GotThatSwing wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:Robbing my customers now are you Coldf!re, I think Swing likes the hip and trendy places, so she will be bypassing your pub
Swing likes the places where they know what amount of % to put in her drink So I think I'll stay here for longer. I will even stand Coldf1re's singing.

Long Island Ice Tea for me please.

@Swing
You know he'll demand you cook breakfast

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 30 Nov 2012, 09:21

Fran wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:Robbing my customers now are you Coldf!re, I think Swing likes the hip and trendy places, so she will be bypassing your pub
Swing likes the places where they know what amount of % to put in her drink So I think I'll stay here for longer. I will even stand Coldf1re's singing.

Long Island Ice Tea for me please.
@Swing
You know he'll demand you cook breakfast

I don't worry about it, he doesn't like Polish food

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 30 Nov 2012, 15:32

Fran wrote:... @Swing
You know he'll demand you cook breakfast

GotThatSwing wrote:... I don't worry about it, he doesn't like Polish food

If you cook me breakfast, Swing, I'll eat it with a smile on my face, and thank you very nicely.

Anyway, I'm sure that Fran will be delighted to help you learn to cook Irish breakfasts. (They're like English breakfasts, except a whole lot bigger!

)

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 03 Dec 2012, 02:58

Hmm, English breakfast, what's that? Eggs and bacon?

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 03 Dec 2012, 15:27

GotThatSwing wrote:Hmm, English breakfast, what's that? Eggs and bacon?

Yep, thats all, whereas an Irish breakfast has the whole lot- sausage, pudding, bacon, eggs, tomato, toast and hash browns, so which pub would you prefer your breakfast in?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 03 Dec 2012, 16:34

StephenKingman wrote:
GotThatSwing wrote:Hmm, English breakfast, what's that? Eggs and bacon?
Yep, thats all, whereas an Irish breakfast has the whole lot- sausage, pudding, bacon, eggs, tomato, toast and hash browns, so which pub would you prefer your breakfast in?

You forgot the mushrooms, baked beans and fried bread!

Would you be up to cooking that little lot, Swing?

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 03 Dec 2012, 17:46

Aren't you overestimating my cooking abilities?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 04 Dec 2012, 00:50

GotThatSwing wrote:Aren't you overestimating my cooking abilities?

You have got to uphold the reputation of your nation!

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 04 Dec 2012, 06:25

GotThatSwing wrote:Aren't you overestimating my cooking abilities?

Don't worry Swing, C0ldf1re will be so hungover he won't notice - just lash it all in the pan & fryi the hell out of it

GotThatSwing · Post by **GotThatSwing** » 04 Dec 2012, 08:47

So what choice do I have? Either make breakfast in Smugglers Arms or drink coke zero in SKM's place... I can make scrambled eggs...

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 04 Dec 2012, 09:44

GotThatSwing wrote:So what choice do I have? Either make breakfast in Smugglers Arms or drink coke zero in SKM's place... I can make scrambled eggs...

I love scrambled eggs! I've just had scrambled eggs on toast for breakfast.

(Do you know the English saying about the way to a man's heart?)