Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 21 Nov 2012, 07:40

Just finished the Thanksgiving shopping before I stumbled in...might need two drinks...lol

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 21 Nov 2012, 13:44

primrose777 wrote: ... I have never had a Margarita.....but really want to try one...

One is never enough. Try two, or three!

primrose777 wrote: ... Do you have any rooms for the night???...

Certainly, Prim. I've got a lovely room, just for you, with all the facilities laid on to ensure that your stay is completely satisfying.

primrose777 wrote: ... Whats a black and white pudding???

There's black pudding, and there's white pudding. They are like sausages, but you slice them before frying them.

Fran wrote:... That's a risky one primrose ... he will make you cook breakfast for him

Now, now, dear! No need to get jealous. Good heavens, your name next to your avatar has turned green with envy!

Carla Hurst-Chandler wrote:...might need two drinks...lol

Or even three! There's a contest on. Free packet of crisps to every girl who drinks too much to make it home, and has to stay the night and be helped to bed by the landlord!

primrose777 · Post by **primrose777** » 21 Nov 2012, 16:55

Fran wrote:
primrose777 wrote:Just found my invitation to the Smugglers arms Sounds a happening place to be. I have never had a Margarita.....but really want to try one. Bit worried about making it home after though. Do you have any rooms for the night??? By the way... Whats a black and white pudding???
That's a risky one primrose ... he will make you cook breakfast for him

Is it not meant to be the other way round ???? What kind of establishment is this ???

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 23 Nov 2012, 17:49

I have to confess that I tell my regulars that the Smugglers Arms is a bit of a....well, how do I put it....place where ladies of the night could get easy business. I only really shared it since that night I popped over for a quiet one and I saw yourself and Fran getting very cosy at the bar before retiring upstairs with a bottle of wine so you could "show you my lovely wallpaper upstairs", you brought it on yourself....

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 23 Nov 2012, 19:22

StephenKingman wrote:I have to confess that I tell my regulars that the Smugglers Arms is a bit of a....well, how do I put it....place where ladies of the night could get easy business. I only really shared it since that night I popped over for a quiet one and I saw yourself and Fran getting very cosy at the bar before retiring upstairs with a bottle of wine so you could "show you my lovely wallpaper upstairs", you brought it on yourself....

Anyone got the number of a good lawyer?

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 23 Nov 2012, 21:33

Fran wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:I have to confess that I tell my regulars that the Smugglers Arms is a bit of a....well, how do I put it....place where ladies of the night could get easy business. I only really shared it since that night I popped over for a quiet one and I saw yourself and Fran getting very cosy at the bar before retiring upstairs with a bottle of wine so you could "show you my lovely wallpaper upstairs", you brought it on yourself....
Anyone got the number of a good lawyer?

It depends what you mean by "good" lawyer! If you mean "virtuous" lawyer, there's no such thing! If you mean "wins his cases" lawyer, I'm on your side for free! Just feed me your lovely breakfasts, and we'll have the "other pub" off Mike as compensation!

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 24 Nov 2012, 03:55

@C0ldf1re
Of course I didn't mean virtuous .... I'm not that drunk!

We have been seriously slandered & we "just good friends"

so the least we deserve is the pub ... always fancied owning a string of pubs all across the length & breath of the www. We could be a power to reckon with yet

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 24 Nov 2012, 08:14

And there I thought I had stumbled into a brothel @@ what with the feathers and beads...

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 24 Nov 2012, 09:53

Fran wrote:@C0ldf1re
Of course I didn't mean virtuous .... I'm not that drunk!
We have been seriously slandered & we "just good friends" so the least we deserve is the pub ... always fancied owning a string of pubs all across the length & breath of the www. We could be a power to reckon with yet

I have no doubt that you and Coldf!re have great abilities to run pubs and be friendly with the locals, but my pub is more of a, you know, young persons pub and we would like to keep it that way. I would feel really bad if either of you broke a rib or had a stroke when copying the trendy dance moves our customers try. We need some Sunday roasts and pudding ideas for the casual Sunday lunch market so dont say I never give you anything

Gannon · Post by **Gannon** » 24 Nov 2012, 15:00

StephenKingman wrote:
Fran wrote:@C0ldf1re
Of course I didn't mean virtuous .... I'm not that drunk!
We have been seriously slandered & we "just good friends" so the least we deserve is the pub ... always fancied owning a string of pubs all across the length & breath of the www. We could be a power to reckon with yet
I have no doubt that you and Coldf!re have great abilities to run pubs and be friendly with the locals, but my pub is more of a, you know, young persons pub and we would like to keep it that way. I would feel really bad if either of you broke a rib or had a stroke when copying the trendy dance moves our customers try. We need some Sunday roasts and pudding ideas for the casual Sunday lunch market so dont say I never give you anything

Wow SKM, just how old are you implying Coldfire and Fran are?

StephenKingman · Post by **StephenKingman** » 24 Nov 2012, 16:20

Gannon wrote:
StephenKingman wrote:
Fran wrote:@C0ldf1re
Of course I didn't mean virtuous .... I'm not that drunk!
We have been seriously slandered & we "just good friends" so the least we deserve is the pub ... always fancied owning a string of pubs all across the length & breath of the www. We could be a power to reckon with yet
I have no doubt that you and Coldf!re have great abilities to run pubs and be friendly with the locals, but my pub is more of a, you know, young persons pub and we would like to keep it that way. I would feel really bad if either of you broke a rib or had a stroke when copying the trendy dance moves our customers try. We need some Sunday roasts and pudding ideas for the casual Sunday lunch market so dont say I never give you anything
Wow SKM, just how old are you implying Coldfire and Fran are?

Dont know yet they havent replied...oh wait theres a knock on the door. "Well Hello Fran, how ar-".....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! No more stabs Fran, Im not even whole anymore

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 24 Nov 2012, 17:11

Carla Hurst-Chandler wrote:And there I thought I had stumbled into a brothel @@ what with the feathers and beads...

We'll try to cater for all needs, Carla. We have a very sweet gigolo who will offer a free trial if you ask him nicely.

Carla Hurst-Chandler · Post by **Carla Hurst-Chandler** » 24 Nov 2012, 18:06

~laughing~

Not bloody likely. I will have a pint though

C0ldf1re · Post by **C0ldf1re** » 24 Nov 2012, 18:21

Carla Hurst-Chandler wrote:~laughing~ ... Not bloody likely. I will have a pint though

One pint coming up, dear. Did you see what that wicked SKM wrote about Fran and myself being too old to do the latest dances? (Careful, Carla, mind that you don't step in the blood on the floor.) SKM's not only got a bleeding cheek, he's got a bleeding lots more besides!