Hilarious Quotes

ipekbunsal · Post by **ipekbunsal** » 27 Jul 2014, 04:28

I laughed quite a lot while reading Samuel Beckett's Waiting For Godot. It had some deep meanings in it but it appeared to me very funny.
"Let's go. Yes, let's go. (They do not move)."
- Samuel Beckett, Waiting for Godot, Act I
^^when this happens quite a lot in the play it is hilarious I loved it.

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 28 Jul 2014, 05:49

" If you want to make God laugh tell him of your plans "...Woody Allen...

PashaRu · Post by **PashaRu** » 28 Jul 2014, 08:44

"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

- Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 28 Jul 2014, 10:29

" Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television............Woody Allen

PashaRu · Post by **PashaRu** » 28 Jul 2014, 10:47

"Television is called a medium because it isn't rare and it isn't well done." - Unknown

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 30 Jul 2014, 23:55

" Bigamy is having one wife too many, monogamy is the same "...........Oscar Wilde.....

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 31 Jul 2014, 06:20

suzy1124 wrote:" Bigamy is having one wife too many, monogamy is the same "...........Oscar Wilde.....

Reminded me of a court case here yesterday: the man had a wife & 3 kids plus 2 girlfriends (engaged to both) here & a girlfriend in Poland who also has his child. One fiancé is a police officer & he was jailed for defrauding her brother of EUR250,000 Dare say he needs the time in prison for a bit of R & R

RJohnReves · Post by **RJohnReves** » 31 Jul 2014, 06:32

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 31 Jul 2014, 07:44

Heeeheheee Fran and R.J.!....LAUGHING HERE! always a good way to start the day!

Joan Rivers : " They say that money is not the key to happiness , but I always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made "

RJohnReves · Post by **RJohnReves** » 31 Jul 2014, 07:55

Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew

Fran · Post by **Fran** » 31 Jul 2014, 09:50

From my calendar for Aug 1st
"A vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer."

RJohnReves · Post by **RJohnReves** » 31 Jul 2014, 10:30

Not so much hilarious as profound.

And from an odd source - the TeeVee show The Jeffersons.

Mother Jefferson is having a birthday and lieing about her age.

The maid tells her

"Honey if you goin to lie about it tell folk you is 5 year older than you is, then they be thinkin you be lookin good fo yo age"

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 04 Aug 2014, 13:18

According to a new geographic literacy study, 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map; however 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the US..

JAY LENO...

RJohnReves · Post by **RJohnReves** » 04 Aug 2014, 18:36

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy LaMarr

suzy1124 · Post by **suzy1124** » 04 Aug 2014, 18:44

Reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe's answer to a question during an interview: " What do you sleep in Marilyn ? "

" nothing more than 2 drops of Chanel no.5 "