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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown
~ A Lack of Preparation on Your Part - Doesn't Constitute an Emergency on My Part~
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"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."

-W.B. Yeats
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"I am wearing a thong two sizes too small, and I am feeling mean." Lily from the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanochich.
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Quotes By Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good, impromptu speech.

Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.”
― Steven Wright
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