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Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon

Post by Gannon » 26 Mar 2016, 02:06

:)

Why did the astronaut's wife get upset with him? He recarpeted their house with astroturf.
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Post by rssllue » 26 Mar 2016, 15:27

:lol:

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they will fit me.
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Post by Gannon » 26 Mar 2016, 17:08

:)

Why did the optimist drinking at the bar send his drink back? Because the glass was half full. :)
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Post by Gravy » 26 Mar 2016, 20:22

rssllue wrote:Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head. :roll:
In that case they just wing around them :lol:
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Post by Gannon » 27 Mar 2016, 01:43

:)

Why was the impatient peasant stuck on the road? He had the cart before the horse. :)
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Post by rssllue » 27 Mar 2016, 09:09

:lol:

I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks...for keeping me off the streets!
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Post by Gannon » 28 Mar 2016, 03:36

What was the rubber band complaining about? He said that working in the bungee jumping industry he was stretched to the limit. :)
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Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 12:48

:)

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
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Post by bookowlie » 28 Mar 2016, 13:05

Ha ha ha
Reading these jokes started the week off on a happy note for me!

-- 28 Mar 2016, 14:07 --

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Nightmares!
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Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 13:35

:lol:

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-fil-eyyyyyyy!
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Post by LivreAmour217 » 28 Mar 2016, 14:29

Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
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Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 15:26

You have indeed. ;)

If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would be called cellfies. :roll:
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Post by Gannon » 28 Mar 2016, 18:38

LivreAmour217 wrote:Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
Cheers LivreAmour217. :)
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Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 19:46

Can February March?
No, but April May.
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Post by D J Hubley » 30 Mar 2016, 11:53

Congratulations Gannon :P :tiphat:

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