Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon

A forum to announce and congratulate the Member of the Month (MOTM).
Post Reply
User avatar
Gannon
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 14464
Joined: 17 May 2009, 01:48
Favorite Author: Colleen McCullough
Favorite Book: Pillars of the Earth
Currently Reading: Heaven's Net is Wide.
Bookshelf Size: 52
fav_author_id: 2863

Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon

Post by Gannon » 26 Mar 2016, 02:06

:)

Why did the astronaut's wife get upset with him? He recarpeted their house with astroturf.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 26 Mar 2016, 15:27

:lol:

Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they will fit me.
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
Gannon
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 14464
Joined: 17 May 2009, 01:48
Favorite Author: Colleen McCullough
Favorite Book: Pillars of the Earth
Currently Reading: Heaven's Net is Wide.
Bookshelf Size: 52
fav_author_id: 2863

Post by Gannon » 26 Mar 2016, 17:08

:)

Why did the optimist drinking at the bar send his drink back? Because the glass was half full. :)
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

User avatar
Gravy
Gravymaster of Bookshelves
Posts: 31501
Joined: 27 Aug 2014, 02:02
2018 Reading Goal: 65
2017 Reading Goal: 60
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 55
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 78
Favorite Author: Too many to list
Favorite Book: As many as there are stars in the sky
Currently Reading: Black
Bookshelf Size: 883

Post by Gravy » 26 Mar 2016, 20:22

rssllue wrote:Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head. :roll:
In that case they just wing around them :lol:
If we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them.

We've all got light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

User avatar
Gannon
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 14464
Joined: 17 May 2009, 01:48
Favorite Author: Colleen McCullough
Favorite Book: Pillars of the Earth
Currently Reading: Heaven's Net is Wide.
Bookshelf Size: 52
fav_author_id: 2863

Post by Gannon » 27 Mar 2016, 01:43

:)

Why was the impatient peasant stuck on the road? He had the cart before the horse. :)
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 27 Mar 2016, 09:09

:lol:

I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks...for keeping me off the streets!
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
Gannon
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 14464
Joined: 17 May 2009, 01:48
Favorite Author: Colleen McCullough
Favorite Book: Pillars of the Earth
Currently Reading: Heaven's Net is Wide.
Bookshelf Size: 52
fav_author_id: 2863

Post by Gannon » 28 Mar 2016, 03:36

What was the rubber band complaining about? He said that working in the bungee jumping industry he was stretched to the limit. :)
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 12:48

:)

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
bookowlie
Special Discussion Leader
Posts: 7568
Joined: 25 Oct 2014, 09:52
2017 Reading Goal: 52
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 50
Favorite Book: The Lost Continent
Currently Reading:
Bookshelf Size: 318
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-bookowlie.html
Latest Review: Sally the Bold by Albert Alarcon Jr

Post by bookowlie » 28 Mar 2016, 13:05

Ha ha ha
Reading these jokes started the week off on a happy note for me!

-- 28 Mar 2016, 14:07 --

What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares!
"I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship" - Louisa May Alcott

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 13:35

:lol:

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-fil-eyyyyyyy!
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
LivreAmour217
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 1992
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 12:42
2018 Reading Goal: 75
2017 Reading Goal: 60
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 68
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 118
Favorite Author: Too many to count
Favorite Book: Ditto
Currently Reading:
Bookshelf Size: 239
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-livreamour217.html
Latest Review: Treasure of the magical mine moppets by KJ Blocker

Post by LivreAmour217 » 28 Mar 2016, 14:29

Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 15:26

You have indeed. ;)

If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would be called cellfies. :roll:
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
Gannon
Previous Member of the Month
Posts: 14464
Joined: 17 May 2009, 01:48
Favorite Author: Colleen McCullough
Favorite Book: Pillars of the Earth
Currently Reading: Heaven's Net is Wide.
Bookshelf Size: 52
fav_author_id: 2863

Post by Gannon » 28 Mar 2016, 18:38

LivreAmour217 wrote:Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
Cheers LivreAmour217. :)
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. - Mother Teresa

User avatar
rssllue
Posts: 43141
Joined: 02 Oct 2014, 01:52
2018 Reading Goal: 190
2017 Reading Goal: 190
2018 Reading Goal Completion: 32
2017 Reading Goal Completion: 29
Favorite Author: Ted Dekker
Favorite Book: <a href="http://forums.onlinebookclub.org/shelve ... 26661">The Bible</a>
Currently Reading: Astounding Stories of Super-Science
Bookshelf Size: 418
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-rssllue.html
Latest Review: Midnight Musings by William E Lang Jr
fav_author_id: 2881

Post by rssllue » 28 Mar 2016, 19:46

Can February March?
No, but April May.
~ occupare fati suffocavit

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8

User avatar
D J Hubley
Posts: 5
Joined: 30 Mar 2016, 11:43
Bookshelf Size: 0
Reviewer Page: onlinebookclub.org/reviews/by-d-j-hubley.html

Post by D J Hubley » 30 Mar 2016, 11:53

Congratulations Gannon :P :tiphat:

Post Reply

Return to “Member of the Month”