Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
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Re: Member of the Month Nomination: Gannon
Why did the astronaut's wife get upset with him? He recarpeted their house with astroturf.
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Dad, can you put my shoes on?
I don't think they will fit me.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Why did the optimist drinking at the bar send his drink back? Because the glass was half full.
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In that case they just wing around themrssllue wrote:Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head.
What is grief, if not love persevering?
Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Why was the impatient peasant stuck on the road? He had the cart before the horse.
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I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks...for keeping me off the streets!
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Reading these jokes started the week off on a happy note for me!
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What kind of horses go out after dark?
Nightmares!
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?
Chick-fil-eyyyyyyy!
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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If prisoners could take their own mugshots, they would be called cellfies.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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Cheers LivreAmour217.LivreAmour217 wrote:Congratulations, Gannon! Sorry for the late reply--it looks like I've been missing out on a lot of fun!
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No, but April May.
I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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