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rssllue wrote: :)

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I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O. :)
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:)

Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.
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:)

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. :)
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Nice.

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:)

What did the duck say when he got caught in a rainstorm? No big deal, it's just water off my back! :)
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:)


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:)

Why was the sheep scared to enter the den of thieves? He was scared of being fleeced! :)
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:lol:

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:laughing-rolling:
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Why did the fire brigade have to rescue the historian? He was stuck at the top of the family tree.

Sorry if the last three have been a bit weak, they are my own invention, not from the website. :)
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They have still made me laugh. :D

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Thanks rssllue, it's fun trying to make them up, here's another one,

Why did the sailor take a hammer with him to the boat race? He thought that he would have to do a lot of tacking.
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Gannon wrote: :)

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. :)
This one is awesome! :text-lol:
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Gannon wrote:Thanks rssllue, it's fun trying to make them up, here's another one,

Why did the sailor take a hammer with him to the boat race? He thought that he would have to do a lot of tacking.
:tiphat: :)

Why is it easier for tall people to get jokes?
It is harder for them to go over their head. :roll:
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