Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Amagine]

Granted, except she's an evil fairy who curses you instead.

I wish it could always be the weekend.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then your kids are running about, you try reading but they disturb you,you then try sleeping but it becomes worse and at the end you get an headache.

I wish I could travel more often

[Amagine]

Granted but then your plane breaks down and you find yourself stranded on a haunted island.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight.

[Maria joraimah]

Your wish is my command but you will be given sleepings pills for sleep deprivation of almost a week!

I wish all my good wishes will come true!

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then you start regretting because too much of something is bad.

I wish my chores could be done for me

[Amagine]

Granted, you have a maid now! The problem, however, is that she's a kleptomanic.

I wish I owned an island.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then the Antarctica Ice cap melts,thus the water level of your island increases and your beloved island is covered up.

I wish I was a boss of myself.

[Amagine]

Granted. You now own your own business. In one year, you promptly file bankruptcy and sell your company soon after.

I wish my wishes wouldn't get corrupted.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then there isn't any need for this thread and won't that be sad.

I wish I could stop thinking too much.

[Amagine]

Granted, except, you no longer think your decisions through and you start making horrible choices in life.

I wish I could have a college degree without having to go to school.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then you have no other tangible knowledge and qualifications.

I wish I was as good at playing games as my brother is.

[Amagine]

Granted, you spend your entire life doing absolutely nothing but play video games.

I wish I was younger.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then you don't get wiser.

I wish I could finally be the winner in the thread'Last post win'

[Amagine]

Granted but then I posted. ?

I wish I could just teleport to work instead of driving.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then there is a malfunction in teleportation and then you are stuck in an unseen realm,well I kinda prefer a traffic jam to that.

I wish my future Prince charming will be more charming than Cinderella's, Lolz.

-- 03 Aug 2017, 07:21 --

Happy new month everyone.