Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[rssllue]

Granted, but they soon fall down upon you crushing you to death.

I wish for a cooler bedroom.

[Gravy]

Granted, but there's ice forming on your bed.

I wish I had a tree house.

[rssllue]

Awesome!

Granted, but it is in Charlie Brown's Christmas tree.

I wish I had a maid.

[Gravy]

Granted, but they eat all your food and don't do anything.

I wish I could look through a really powerful telescope.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you break it while looking and have to buy them a new one.

I wish I had a hit record.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's only a hit in Iceland.

I wish I had a farm.

[rssllue]

I love Iceland! Yeah!

Granted, but all the animals use your toilet to do their business.

I wish I was seven feet tall.

[Gravy]

Granted, but then you're struck by lightning.

I wish the impossible were possible.

[Preciosonic]

Granted, but then you won't have a reason to ever wish again,now won't that be boring.

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I wish I had a genie

[Zaiachi]

Granted, but your genie always messes up your wish.

I wish I could meet Alexander the Great.

[DATo]

Granted, but you are Darius and you meet Alexander at Gaugamela and he is personally trying to kill you.

I wish I were a better writer.

[Vivian Paschal]

Granted, but you'll start expecting too much from other writers and it'll kill the fun of reading till you finally lose all interest in reading. That's a boring life.

I wish I had all the time to do all the things I love doing.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but then you become bored as life is more fun when there is a balance between what you love and what you hate.

I wish I was the most devoted nurse ever.

[Tommie H Odom]

I wish that I could but It's night.

D. Enjoy your day.

[Preciosonic]

Granted but hey there isn't anything enjoyable about the day.

I wish a fairy could put a good spell on me