Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[Gravy]

Granted, but days now contain 35 hours, and you can only sleep those 8 hours.

I wish potatoes and gravy weren't quite so good.

[rssllue]

Granted, gravy is now rancid and you can never get the awful taste out of your mouth. It is The Sog of Eternal Yuck!

I wish I had $2.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's a two dollar bill, and nobody thinks it's real

I wish I was in a cabin, by a river.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it is Jason's cabin.

I wish I was asleep.

[Gravy]

Granted, but then you wouldn't be enjoying my company

I wish I had my own, non-Jason, cabin.

[rssllue]

Granted...here's Chucky!

I wish I could have a conversation in my sleep.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you can't talk when you're awake.

I wish I could be in two places at once.

[rssllue]

Woo hoo!

Granted, but you never know what is going on.

I wish I had a new basketball.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you never have anyone to play with.

I wish I could read more than one thing at a time.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you keep losing your place.

I wish I had a bunker.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's the sand trap kind.

I wish for a change in luck.

[rssllue]

Granted, but luck doesn't exist.

I wish to get everything organized.

[Gravy]

Granted, but then someone messes it up.

I wish stars were brighter.

[rssllue]

Granted, but they burn your eyes out now if you look at them.

I wish this thread would end.

[Gravy]

Ummm...granted

I wish I could lay and watch the stars.