Corrupt A Wish (GAME)

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you down.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

[rssllue]

Granted, but you land like a bomb.

I wish I never had to go to another funeral.

[Gravy]

Granted, funerals are a thing of the past. Being launched into space is the new thing.

I wish I had a theater in my home.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it is always turned up to maximum volume.

I wish I could survive in outer space.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's very boring.

I wish I were a little closer to normal.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but being normal is really boring.

I wish I never got sick again.

[rssllue]

Granted, but everyone else around gets sick constantly instead.

I wish I had a better attitude.

[Gravy]

Granted, but everybody else's is now rotten.

I wish my feet were warm.

[rssllue]

Granted, but that's because they are literally on fire.

I wish I had a leather duster.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you have to ride a horse everywhere.

-- 14 May 2017, 16:51 --

I forgot my wish. I wish I never forgot.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you remember everything.

I wish I could test drive new cars.

[kandscreeley]

Granted, but you are a crash test dummy.

I wish I could do away with all violence.

[rssllue]

Granted, but it gets shipped off to aliens who now agressively attack Earth.

I wish I could take a nice relaxing bubble bath.

[Gravy]

Granted, but it's the last one you'll ever get. No more baths for you.

I wish I read faster.

[rssllue]

Granted, but now you don't retain any of the stories.

I wish I always got eight hours of sleep each night.