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I'm back!!!
An Eye for an Eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

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I'm the last woman standing! ? Hurray!
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You must be tired by now, @Dolor, so go and have a lie down while I take over again!
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Lincolnshirelass wrote:You must be tired by now, @Dolor, so go and have a lie down while I take over again!

I'm up now. ^_^ Your time to rest.

The next person who will post, farts too much. ??
Let's watch and learn who he/she is. ✌
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My title I want to defend,
but just some advice here, my friend
it would be as well
to stay clear of the smell
that will come forth from my rear end!!!
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Lincolnshirelass wrote:My title I want to defend,
but just some advice here, my friend
it would be as well
to stay clear of the smell
that will come forth from my rear end!!!

? Wow! A rhyming poem that made me LOL ?
Just wear charcoal-filtered undies to neutralize the smell and make use of silencer too. It's too early to celebrate New Year. ???

-- 26 Nov 2017, 16:45 --

I'm the winner! ??
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Alas, my poor dear friend, Dolor,
You are not in front anymore,
and with those pants it's clear
that when comes New Year
I'll fart on all who come to the door!
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Lincolnshirelass wrote: 29 Nov 2017, 06:24 Alas, my poor dear friend, Dolor,
You are not in front anymore,
and with those pants it's clear
that when comes New Year
I'll fart on all who come to the door!
ROFL 😂😂😂
I'll wear a gas mask.
Thanks for the warning. 😂😂😂
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A warning here for you, Dolor,
Because you see, outside my door,
I have a gadget to protect,
and gas-masks it's made to detect,
but if you let me be the last,
the time for worry will be past,
and you can wish Happy New Year
without the slightest need for fear,
because the loveliest perfume
will waft to you across the gloom!!!
An Eye for an Eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

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Lincolnshirelass wrote: 30 Nov 2017, 03:27 A warning here for you, Dolor,
Because you see, outside my door,
I have a gadget to protect,
and gas-masks it's made to detect,
but if you let me be the last,
the time for worry will be past,
and you can wish Happy New Year
without the slightest need for fear,
because the loveliest perfume
will waft to you across the gloom!!!
😂🤣 The funny yet elegant poem is on the air again. ROFL

Have you tried posting poems in OBC poem forum? You're masterpieces will surely capsize other's crafts.
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:) Yes, I have a few on there. So why not go read them instead of trying to usurp my last place here?
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:obscene-fart:
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Grief is just love with no place to go.
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Lincolnshirelass wrote: 30 Nov 2017, 03:49 :) Yes, I have a few on there. So why not go read them instead of trying to usurp my last place here?
I'll be standing here while reading your post there. 😄
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:twisted: You mean you or your evil twin?
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Lincolnshirelass wrote: 30 Nov 2017, 06:03 :twisted: You mean you or your evil twin?
I have no twin.
I'm unique and on my own. 😉
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