Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

[C0ldf1re]

Welcome to the Smugglers Arms the best pub in town



You've tried the rest, now try the best! Best ales, fine wines, strongest liquor. And a landlord who makes you welcome.

First drink is on the house for customers who enter with a smile and a joke!

[StephenKingman]

^ Hey, we agreed not to split the forum pubs into commoners and classy until the end of the year, are you trying to take more than your fair share?? Just for that, I have no choice but to expose our plans, Coldf!ire planned to chuck Gannon, Carla, Ant, Primrose and Laci into his common pub and give me Fran, dindin and Maud for my new classier establishment...make of that what you will people. And when you are ready for a proper drink and a friendly hello, my door is always open.

For shame, Coldf!re.......

[C0ldf1re]

... Coldf!ire planned to chuck Gannon, Carla, Ant, Primrose and Laci into his common pub...

Well, there you go! (Or come, rather!) OK, Gannon, Carla, Ant, Primrose and Laci! I think that you're my sort of classy customers. Come where you know you're wanted... here!

... and give me Fran, dindin and Maud...

Nobody agreed that Mike could have Fran or Maud! C'mon, girls! Try out my place. (First drink is on the house, if you're smiling as you come through the door!)

[laci_baby]

Yay i wasnt forgotten!
Oh boys dont fight, your both pretty. I cant pick sides nor pubs, so make me a regular in both. After this kid comes out i'm going to need the extra drinks.

[C0ldf1re]

... Oh boys dont fight, your both pretty...

Thanks for the compliment, dear, but... On this side of the Pond, real men aren't too sure that they want to be called "pretty". It rather suggests lipstick, and eyeshadow, and girlie things. Of course, Mike may have different ideas!

[StephenKingman]

Happy 1000 posts Coldf!re, I just gatecrashed your pub and replaced the ale with cider and the bef jerkies with Tayto crisps to give your party an Irish theme

Well done on reaching the 1000 man, your posts are always entertaining, lets all raise a glass for Coldf!re (sorry about the whole murder accusations but you are a good sport!)

Here is your present- Laci in a glass

[Fran]

Congratulations, well done C0ldf1re .... a major milestone cleared

[C0ldf1re]

Thanks, Mike! Thanks, Fran! Now it feels like a real 1,000th party, with my friends here!

[Gannon]

Nice work Coldfire.

[C0ldf1re]

Thanks Gannon, and welcome!

OK. Red wino for Fran. Lucozade for Mike. What are you having, Gannon?

It's all on the house today, so drink and make merry!

[laci_baby]

Congrats darling..
Laci in a glass... Haha wow.
You know I really love the fact that I don't even have to be on a certain thread and I'm still getting talked about and served in giant martini glasses haha.

[Gannon]

Ahhh, a double rum and coke please my good man. Very generous of you to shout us all like this Cheers.

[C0ldf1re]

Glass of rum and coke for Gannon, and a bathful of martini for Laci. Enjoy!

[Fran]

C0ldf1re .... wake up, I know we're in a recession & things are quiet but the landlord nodding off over the Sunday papers isn't going to help.
You got to get out there & promote your business.
Come on buddy, cheer up, a large Vodka/Tonic for me & have one with me .... we can kick around a few ideas to get this place buzzing again

[C0ldf1re]

C0ldf1re .... wake up, I know we're in a recession & things are quiet but the landlord nodding off over the Sunday papers isn't going to help. ...

Wasn't nodding off, dear! There's another forum that I moderate. Some cheeky blighters at another forum had plagiarized our content. I did my lawyer act, and got them to remove it. My forum got a good deal out of that! Just give me a Moderator badge, and they get a free lawyer, who works on a Sunday too!

... Come on buddy, cheer up, a large Vodka/Tonic for me & have one with me ....

Coming right up, Fran. I'm drinking Irish coffee, thanks, dear. Irish coffee contains all 4 major food groups: caffeine, cream, sugar, and alcohol!

... we can kick around a few ideas to get this place buzzing again

If (and I only say "if", and a big "if" at that!), I could persuade a major author to do a short exclusive interview on, "My Secrets to Writing a Best-Seller", could you mail-drop all our 24,000+ members about the post?