My Wife is a Gentleman

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Daniel-book
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My Wife is a Gentleman

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My wife does not help my mother in the kitchen,
He sits with my father in the guest room, drinking beer,
And when we go down to the river for a shower,
My wife does not take a bath in the women’s area,
He takes a bath together with the men,
Because he has hairy chest and something long is hanging below his abdomen.

My wife does not wear a bra,
The type of breasts he has does not need a bra,
They are the type that do not produce milk.

My wife is not allowed in the maternity ward,
Doctors say that he does not have a vagina,
That people like him do not get pregnant,
My wife therefore cannot give birth.

My wife urinates while standing,
And he does not receive his periods,
He therefore never wears sanitary pads,
My wife wears boxers.

My wife walks like a real woman,
And sometimes he paints his lips,
My wife does not have hips,
And his buttocks are flat.

My wife’s documents indicates that he is a he,
His voice is melodious and he shaves his eyebrows,
Sometimes some strands of hair sprout on his chin,
They therefore say he belongs to the men’s fellowship in the church.
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Grantham8589
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Post by Grantham8589 »

I absolutely love the title of your poem! ‘And sometimes he paints his lips’ is such a fun line to say out loud. I was left wanting more.

-KEEP WRITING!!!
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