BYE BYE FOOD

[biscuits]

BYE BYE FOOD

Its aroma
As it walks through my nostrils
The sight
As its beautiful colours strike my eyes
The salivary waterfalls of my buccal cavity
Oh! What a mighty river it creates!

As you travel by air on a spoon-o-plane
And land on my porcelain
Bit by bit, you slide down my canal
Mmm, yummily you fill me up

Who would have believed
A sight so beautiful and great
That fills the canal sacs of many
Will become a substance to grate?
Who would have thought
You would be converted to something
With an aroma so despicable and disgusting
A dough unpleasant to my eyes
One unbearable to touch and sight?
Sometimes I wish this weren't your demise
You become so despicable
Even in my bowels you can't reside

With strain you enter the closet
A large fountain takes you down the drain
Into the soak-away
Where you'll forever remain