Official Review: Don't Grow Up To Be A Crack Whore

[Shinichi13]

It sounds interesting. I am looking forward to reading this book. I like how entertaining your review is. Nice!

[Sarah_Khan]

Great review! I didn't expect this book to be that short. The title definitely draws you in, just to see what it is all about. Considering the length and the fact that I usually don't read humour books, I doubt I'll read this though.

[Azeline Arcenal]

This seems like a fun and quick book to read. The title is probably like that so the author can get people to read his book. It's too bad that the book is so short. Great job on the review!

[Tylisa]

Nice story. But too short

[greenstripedgiraffe]

Yikes! while this sounds interesting, and probably even entertaining, I think it must be intended for adults only, and I would totally defer on reading it to my children, so I will pass! Thanks for the review!

[Spirit Wandering]

Didn't appreciate the title-maybe you have to be a parent to find it funny? Anyway, thanks for the review.

[JAtoms]

Can't forget all that I was told as a kid, it was just one horror story about Steven kidnapping children who don't do their homework

[MandalynnJDG]

Thanks for the review. I can't believe it is only 4 pages. I would be really upset if I paid money for this and that is the total length! From the title, it does sound funny and offensive, so I am glad to hear that it is not as offensive as it sounds.

[Katherine Smith]

I like the sound of this book even though it is only four pages long. I did giggle at the title of the book and your review was great. I could see how the book could get stuck in your head with the rhyming scheme. This book does bring up a memory of adults telling me that if I held a certain facial expression for too long, my face would get stuck that way.

[MarisaRose]

At first, I was very put off by the title! I think it's interesting that this book doesn't really fall into a particular category. I'm not really sure what to make of this one!

[tarafarah7]

The title of this book grabbed my attention immediately! Ha! Love it! Your review was great! I wish in sampling the book, we could actually read at least one page of it to get an idea of the style or rhyme scheme, ourselves, but unfortunately, we cannot. Sounds like a good one for those who are able to look at things we have all said or heard (at least once) and give a smile or chuckle. I really like that the author created a rhythm with the words through the AABB rhyme scheme. Very cool! Thank you!

[kio]

good job on the review. Doesn't sound like quite my thing, but it was fun reading your review.

[cemal soydemir]

this book is awful but it was fun reading your review.

[csimmons032]

Well this book seems like it is a good example of the phrase "don't judge a book by its cover." Unfortunately it still doesn't sound like a book I would enjoy to much, but it also doesn't seem to be what I though. Thanks for the great review. You did a wonderful job.

[Gravy]

Sounds like a funny read.
I like your comparison to telling kids that their faces will get stuck