Official Review: Lady of the Manor by Adrian Heflin

[PashaRu]

Or not.....

[zeldas_lullaby]

HA HA HA HA! Didn't Freud say there are no such things as coincidences? That smiley is hilarious! Freaky too!

[PashaRu]

Didn't Freud say there are no such things as coincidences?

Yes, I think that was right after he kicked his colleague in the nards. Something about penis envy. And then he looked down at the well-hung man writhing in pain on the floor and said disdainfully, "Zat vas no coinzidence."

[zeldas_lullaby]

Golly geez, way to go on a Freudian trip.

[PashaRu]

<~~~~Freud, after his ego told his id to stick it where the sun don't shine.

[zeldas_lullaby]

Ooooh. Freudians everywhere just got the shaft.

[PashaRu]

Sounds like a Freudian slip.

[zeldas_lullaby]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Nope, it was intentional.

OMG, love the visual!

[PashaRu]

Thing is, Freud's second and third slips are WAY too risque to post here. Family site and all, you know.

[zeldas_lullaby]

Snort.

[ALynnPowers]

Funny, I just wrote a review, the first draft of which likened the book to a car accident. Actually, I said it was like a pileup on the interstate. But the "disturbing" thing was how awful the grammar was. It is literally the worst-written book I've ever read in terms of grammar, punctuation, and syntax. Of course I gave it a "1," and the review won't be published. But on the advice of a friend I excised the car accident reference from the final draft. Probably a good thing.

Your friend sounds very wise. But also sounds like a good opportunity missed.

[PashaRu]

Your friend sounds very wise. But also sounds like a good opportunity missed.

Yes and yes.

[TheMusicalMuse]

Oh my word. That first paragraph though. I admire you for making it through the book; it sounds like I would have had to return it unread. You don't have to give me any spoilers, but does the end provide any redeeming qualities that justify wading through the debauchery to get there?

[PashaRu]

Well, all I dare say is that the ending is satisfying. It's not a story full of sunshine and buttercups, to be sure.

[ALynnPowers]

I hope it's full of moonshine and solo cups.