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Arh-wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! On a full moon night, deep in the dark forest, an old house stands spilled with blood. A shadow lurks in welcoming the haunting silence. A man stride angrily within the storm, walking, his hands tainted with blood. He lurks, he lurks within the dark aiming with his murderous intentions. Creeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Pushing the door, he moves slowly like a vine aiming to strike his last crime.
Does the above passage sound familiar to you? Now! Horror and thriller stories have their way around people; some are happy with it and some are not, yet everyone knows about it. Besides, there isn't a better time other than Halloween to get crazy about this. We are not only limited to our heart-throbbing vampire, Edward or bad boy shapeshifter, Jacob; we have Count Dracula, Frankenstein, Banshee (supernatural being who wail under the windows of a house where someone is about to die), Revenant (a person who returns from the dead), Galloping Hessian (the headless horseman), Mummy, and many more to spark our interests.
Unlike other thriller genre reads, Victoria Faust produces a quick read that maintains a good balance with horror, mystery, crime, and unexpected humor. It's an ideal Halloween read that will treat you to the all crazy, psycho, and cutting-edge experiences. I also wish to warn the readers who are sensitive to gore and amputation. I wish to rate It's Hard To Be A Vampire 3 out of 4 stars; it has a story for everyone, Seriously! Check it out!
This read has a collection of 9 short stories bound together by blood and dark mysticism. Story 1, It's Hard To Be A Vampire, is about a girl who desperately tries to be a vampire despite been fat. Story 2, Gallery Of Horrors, a man wretched in both mind and soul about his cursed paintings. Story 3, The Painting Strikes Again, part two of Gallery Of Horrors, how the painter and his paintings never rest in peace. Story 4, Do Vampires Dream of Slaughtered Sheep? It's a story about a vampire hunter whose ambitions have taken him too far, drowning him into a cursed life. Story 5, Narcissus, it's a tale about the beauty that killed the beast. Story 6, Quietly They Rise From The Fog, is about a boy drowning to the eternal depths of sorrow following his death. Story 7, Behind The Door, is about the silence that crept within the sealed trap door. Story 8, The Invisible Ink, is about the lifeline of a lost sister. Story 9, That Bloody Useless Bloodless Body, is about a boiled soulless body of a lost identity.
From these stories, the only story that I truly enjoyed the most was It's Hard To Be A Vampire. It was humorous enough to take a laugh out of me. Some stories were too short and too difficult to understand, and this made me question: does writing have to make any sense all the time? Some stories are excitingly gripping that made me sit on the edge of my chair, but in general, they are all highly engaging. Throughout this read, I was subject to an emotional rollercoaster from intense panic to laugh-out-loud moments, and at times, revulsion.
It was quite refreshing to read this type of book for a change. I couldn't help but watch, silent as the grave, the cursed lives of these characters. This read has all the sick psycho situations, and unhinged twisted ingredients necessary to make it a good read. In general, to me, this read is neither too great nor too bad, which reminded me of this quote: "you may hate me or love me, but never ignore me." (Shahrukh Khan)
What enticed me the most was the author's use of vivid writing styles: from a descriptive writing approach, It's Hard To Be A Vampire, to Narrative writing approach, Gallery Of Horrors. I also found a unique piece of self-indulge writing, Do Vampires Dream of Slaughtered Sheep, by the author. I found certain sentences that need a rewriting session, but ninety-eighth percent of this read maintains the expected standard of a good book. So my dear readers, better hold out to your partners because it's going to be a one scary ride!
It's Hard to Be a Vampire
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