The FAD Diet Story!!
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The FAD Diet Story!!
1) Depriving self of basic nutrition gets one dehydrated, haggard and sick and despite all you don't waste even half an inch of your waistline or your plump cheeks!
2) The minute you strengthen your resolve to stay devoted to your dim-witted but fancy obsession with fad diets, your business associates and acquaintances develop a taste for gluttonous delicacies and miraculously metamorphose into gourmet loving fine-diners!
3) Despite your best efforts to wriggle out of their sudden love for fine dining, you end up in a classy upscale restaurant which is celebrating its zillion years of existence and going overboard in creating the ultimate "gourmandising-experience for fine-diners"!!
4) Your craving, longing, desire and want for that one scoop of Creme Brûlée attacked ravenously by your colleague is directly proportional to the amount of water you consume. Bottoms-up each time the aroma from the traumatising dessert reaches your nose.
5) Because the internal organs are having a 5-day water diet holiday, the bottoms-upped H2O does a hoopla dance on your henle's loop sooner than you imagined and you go knocking at Heaven's door while the cleaner lady gives you the dirts for wetting her otherwise neat and dry bathroom, every 15 minutes of the day!
6) The probability of work stress diminishing while you are on a fad diet is inversely proportional to the increased frequency of your subordinate taking sick leaves.
7) The probability of several things going wrong mercilessly at the same time increases while you are at the peak of your saturation point and the thing that triggers most damage is caused at your own hands due to absence of any common sense in the heat of the moment!
The probability of reading about Fad Diet Failure reviews is most likely during the *** end of the torturous activity.
9) Screw Anger Management, Its a Tempest!
10) The likelihood of continuing with the torture on the fifth day is inversely proportional to the probability of the fifth day being the New Years's Eve and your friends binging and going ga ga over another successful journey around the Sun!
So here's wishing everyone a happy happy new year and please Say NO to FAD DIETS!!!
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for anyone interested. I really like this type of advice
Also, to increase my motivation to work out, I just started participating in a step bet. It's an app that lets you "bet" 40 $ that you will walk a certain amount of steps (that is calculated specifically for each participant) for 6 weeks. In the end, the people that did it split the pot. It has been lots of fun and I go running every day.
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This made me laugh harder than I should'veItra_4 wrote: ↑20 May 2018, 07:57 Bottoms-up each time the aroma from the traumatising dessert reaches your nose...
...the bottoms-upped H2O does a hoopla dance on your henle's loop sooner than you imagined and you go knocking at Heaven's door while the cleaner lady gives you the dirts for wetting her otherwise neat and dry bathroom, every 15 minutes of the day!
FAD diets, and 'influencers' pushing unhealthy and unrealistic images (you've seen the 'diet shake' adverts too, right?) are incredibly harmful to those more vulnerable to said 'influence'.
I LOVE the message you've put across: NO MORE FAD DIETS - finally someone said it!
Love the post x