" I am dead, but its' not so bad. I've learned to live with it. I'm sorry i cant properly introduce myself, but i dont have a name anymore. Hardly any of us do. We lose them like car keys, forget them like anniversaries. Mine might have started with an "R", but thats all i have now. It's funny because back when i was alive, I was always forgetting other peoples names. My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you cant smile because your lips have rotted off." -Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion.
Yes, i did the whole first paragraph. Your welcome.
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. ~ Fellowship Of The Ring.