Member of the Month Nomination: DATo

[DATo]

Graverobber : I'd be happy to be the first to wear one of those hats except I can't get this REAL turkey off my head. *L*

Now I want one of those hats - I really do - the girls in the office would die laughing if I came in with one of those on. I dare not wear the real turkey to work .... jobs are hard to find these days *LOL*

[Gravy]

That's where the hats come in handy (or would it be hatty? Or heady?!). Also...no salmonella

[cranej80]

I found us all some turkey hats for the season!

I hope the insanity you see in this thread does not cause you to reconsider your membership. *LOL*

It should encourage them to feel at home

They are so very cute. I try not to get too confused on different forums.

[gali]

Cute hats!

[rssllue]

Apparently everybody will be ready for the Turkey Trot this year with those hats!

[DATo]

Apparently everybody will be ready for the Turkey Trot this year with those hats!

rssllue - Couldn't you just picture all of us marching down the street in those hats? We'd look like a bunch of demented Peruvians.

[rssllue]

It would be quite a sight!

[Gravy]

Especially if we all carried books

[LivreAmour217]

Congratulations, DATo!!!

@LivreAmour217 - Thank you so much for showing up at my party. I was hoping you'd stop by. I saved a seat for you right by the punch bowl. *L*

Wouldn't miss it for the world!!! Thanks for saving me a spot!

[Heidi M Simone]

Glad my banana group is doing so well! And I do like those hats! They're so cute!

Ah...salmonella, that could cause an issue. How are you feeling DATo? Any upset stomach?

[Gravy]

[kio]

Congrats DATo!

[DATo]

HEY @kio, thanks for stopping by. I sent out a posse to look for you because the party wouldn't be the same without you! Have some candy corn and some punch ... it's right over there on the table next to @LivreAmour217.

@Graverobber & @rssllue - On Parade Day (the final day of my reign as Member Of The Month) I would like you two guys to lead the parade wearing those Peruvian turkey hats and playing Turkey In The Straw on kazoos. I hope I can count on your support.

@hsimone - No my dear, I have not contracted salmonella; however, I have been suffering from a bout of sneezing induced by what I suspect to be a turkey gizzard stuck up my nose. This is one of the primary hazards facing the November Member Of The Month when he or she must stick that brediculous turkey on their head. On Wednesday I am going to have a periscope installed in this thing so I can see where I am going. Thanks so much for asking though. If I get salmonella I will PM you directly.

[Gravy]

I'll be there with bells on

[DATo]

WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT FROM MOSCOW

We will now take you to our roving reporter, Boris Andronovich



Greetings to everybodies in West. Is me, Boris. I am come to you from Red Square in Moscow where all the peoples is celebrate Member Of Monthly from November, DAToski. Yes, is good. Everyone is drink vodka and atmosphere is muchly remind Boris of Mardi Gras. New fad which is make from DAToski is sweeping nation. Everybodies is put toorkey on head. Some peoples cannot afford toorkey and put chicken instead. I am thinking this is OK. Is thought which is counting.

Great controversy is happen earlier tonight. Premier Niki is become angry with diva singer Baba Streianski. Singer is refuse toorkey to put on head and is wear Christmas hat instead. Premier Niki is pull off hat in fit of raging. Soonly after picture is finish taking Baba go crazy and she is jump on Premier Niki back and try to pull ears off, but ears stay on. Is pretty good luck for premier Miss Baba did not make attack elsewheres I am thinking.

Congratulations to DAToski and warm hello I am sending from Rodina to all peoples at Book And Reading Disgusting Forums of West.