I think you just asked that one. but anyway: One Bourbon, One Shot, One Beer JLH
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Whats the difference between a tribe of Mau-Mau's and a womans track team? (In case you're wondering, Maud told
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One is a pack of cunning runts and the other is a pack of running (naughty word for vaginas). Get it?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#647 
by Bighuey » 16 Jul 2012, 20:47
Got it. Good one. 
You heard the one about the guy who walked into a bar, said give me a bouble dourbon. The bartender said, "What? The guy said, "Give me a bouble dourbon." The bartender walked away shaking his head, and asked the other bartender, "I cant understand a word that guy is saying. Maybe you can make some sense out of him." The other bartender went up to wait on him, he came back to the first bartender after a minute or two. The first bartender asked him, "could you understand that guy?" The second bartender said, "No, but he shickled the tit out of me."
Gene and Eddie - The Stray Cats
Where would you like to spend seven drunken nights?
Din, Maud, you guys are nasty. My kind of people.
You heard the one about the guy who walked into a bar, said give me a bouble dourbon. The bartender said, "What? The guy said, "Give me a bouble dourbon." The bartender walked away shaking his head, and asked the other bartender, "I cant understand a word that guy is saying. Maybe you can make some sense out of him." The other bartender went up to wait on him, he came back to the first bartender after a minute or two. The first bartender asked him, "could you understand that guy?" The second bartender said, "No, but he shickled the tit out of me."Gene and Eddie - The Stray Cats
Where would you like to spend seven drunken nights?
Din, Maud, you guys are nasty. My kind of people.
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#648 by dindindin » 16 Jul 2012, 21:24
The Hotel California The Eagles
How much is that doggy in the Window?
How much is that doggy in the Window?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#649 by Bighuey » 17 Jul 2012, 19:57
Money Honey - Little Richard
Where do you wanna dance?
Where do you wanna dance?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#650 by dindindin » 17 Jul 2012, 20:36
Dancing in the Street Martha and The Vandellas
Whose a gunslinger?
Whose a gunslinger?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#651 by Bighuey » 17 Jul 2012, 20:54
Ringo - Lorne Greene
What is your dog barking at?
What is your dog barking at?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#652 by dindindin » 18 Jul 2012, 03:34
Blue Eyes Crying in The Rain Fred Rose
Where's the land that knows no parting?
-- 18 Jul 2012, 04:53 --
All over LaJolla and Down in New Orleans
Everybody wanna dance with
Sweet little 16 Chuck Berry
I guess you say what could make me feel this way?
My Girl Temptations
Who said "I'll stick my knife down your throat and it hurts."?
Midnight Rambler Rolling Stones
Where's the land that knows no parting?
-- 18 Jul 2012, 04:53 --
All over LaJolla and Down in New Orleans
Everybody wanna dance with
Sweet little 16 Chuck Berry
I guess you say what could make me feel this way?
My Girl Temptations
Who said "I'll stick my knife down your throat and it hurts."?
Midnight Rambler Rolling Stones
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#653 by Bighuey » 18 Jul 2012, 20:58
Over the Rainbow-Francis Gumm.
Who made the red river valley red?
Who made the red river valley red?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#654 by Tralala » 29 Aug 2012, 00:55
Devil Behind That Bush--The Cramps
What's stuck to the bottom of my shoe?
What's stuck to the bottom of my shoe?
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#655 by Bighuey » 29 Aug 2012, 09:39
The Blob - The Five Blobs
Where would you like to have a moment of high emotion?
Where would you like to have a moment of high emotion?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#656 by Tralala » 30 Aug 2012, 00:04
Back in the City--Devil Dogs
Where are the bodies buried?
Where are the bodies buried?
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#657 by Bighuey » 30 Aug 2012, 09:31
Walla Walla - Paul Whiteman Orch.
Who buried the bodies?
Who buried the bodies?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#658 by Tralala » 20 Sep 2012, 00:16
Psychobitches Outta Hell--Horrorpops
Who's going to the zoo?
Who's going to the zoo?
How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#659 by Bighuey » 20 Sep 2012, 09:23
Frankie and Johnny - Champion Jack Dupree
Who is bringin home the bacon?
Who is bringin home the bacon?
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Re: Song game
Post Number:#660 by laci_baby » 25 Sep 2012, 17:29
Somebody that I use to know-gotye
What was that sound?
What was that sound?
I dont know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. ~ Fellowship Of The Ring.
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