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If I were a comedian, I would be Ron White.
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If I were a rich man, I'd be Steve Martin and singing an awesome song
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If I were an airbender, I would blow this stinky dog fart away! Geez!
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If I were a day...I'd be the worst day ever :twisted:
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If I were a rainbow, I would face up instead of down.
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If I were a rich man .....I'd have won the lottery and had a sex change!
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If I were a book my pages would be filled with just about every genre.
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ejcogan wrote:If I were a rainbow, I would face up instead of down.
Smiley rainbow is epic!

If I were a typed-out sentence, I'd be one of my normal run on sentences that doesn't ever end, like this one
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CataclysmicKnight wrote:
ejcogan wrote:If I were a rainbow, I would face up instead of down.
Smiley rainbow is epic!

If I were a typed-out sentence, I'd be one of my normal run on sentences that doesn't ever end, like this one
:D Love it!

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If I were an empty forum post box, I'd get filled with some random "if I were a" because the guy typing in me couldn't think of anything super awesome
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If I were a superpower, I would be invisibility. Wahahahaha.
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I was actually gonna go the superhero route this time before I even clicked this post!!!!! Invisibility is my fav too :)

If I were an actor or a musician, I'd be Jack Black minus the vulgarity, both because he's goofy and the only one I know who uses the word "awesome" as much as I do :)
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If I were punctuation, I'd be an interobang.
[Insert quote here. Read. Raise an eyebrow. Be mildly amused. Rinse & repeat.]
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If I were a shoe, I would be a stilleto. Beautiful and dangerous. Well to walk in anyway.
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If I were a classic horror movie, I'd be The Watcher in the Woods.
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