Smugglers Arms --- Best Pub in Town!

[TiffanyJade]

Suzy is almost always on. It seems strange for her to not be on. Maybe she is reading books rather than talking about them haha

[Bighuey]

Probably Smuggle or Snuggle. Or maybe Pop.

Good one, Tiffany. The only blonde joke I can think of is where a blonde was driving along in her Volkswagen and it quit running. She pulled over, didnt know what to do. She was standing by the car looking all bewildered and confused when another blonde driving a Volkswagen pulled over and asked what was wrong. The first blonde said my car quit running. The second blonde said open the hood and maybe we can see whats wrong, They did and the first blonde said, no wonder it wont run. The motor is gone. The second blonde said, thats okay. Ive got a spare motor in the trunk of my car you can use.

I apologize for this one, its early and my brain isnt up to speed yet.

[TiffanyJade]

Hahaha that's a good one

[RJohnReves]

This one blonde is driving down the street and she sees this other blonde a canoe in a corn field paddling like crazy.The blonde in the car jumps out and yells at the blonde in the canoe.

She says "What the hell are you doing? It's blondes like you that make us blondes look stupid. If I knew how to swim I'd come over there and kick your butt"

[Bighuey]

Funny. Poor blondes really get the flak. I remember my wife dyed her hair blonde for a few months then went back to her natural color. After that if she did or said something stupid she said, thats OK. I was blonde once.

[RJohnReves]

Aha! She had an ulterior motive. Wimmen folk is smarter than us but don't tell em I said that.

-- 01 Aug 2014, 08:55 --

He says as he posts in a public forum frequented by ladies thereby proving it.

[Bighuey]

Right. Cant let them know it. Us guys gotta keep up our macho image. Like that old song by Hank Penny, Catch em Young, Treat em Rough, Tell em Nothing. But in my case, it was usually the other way around.

[RJohnReves]

*getting concerned* should I call the online jail, see if Suzikins got picked up for PWUI?

[TiffanyJade]

Maybe she had too much nyquil haha

[gali]

Sure need a drink. Where is the Bartender??

"Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him.

“So what would you like?” Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him. “Oh I don’t know” Barbara replied, “I guess I’ll take the same thing as you.”

“OK” said Harry to the bartender, “we’ll take two Johnny Walker’s on the rocks!”

Barbara barely took a sip of the drink before she started gagging “Oh my gosh! Get me a cup of water! This stuff is horrible! How do you drink this garbage?”

“See?” said Harry “and you think I come here just to have a good time?!“

[RJohnReves]

Maybe she had too much nyquil haha

That's what worries me. Cuz I am the one got her started..

-- 01 Aug 2014, 09:58 --

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down.

The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired me.

"When I left the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

"I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison ..."

[C0ldf1re]

*getting concerned* should I call the online jail, see if Suzikins got picked up for PWUI?

PWUI? - Pizza Wheeling Under the Influence?

I expect Suzy's cooking the feast for the party!

Sure need a drink. Where is the Bartender??

OK, darling. Don't rush me. My arm isn't 100% yet.

Has anybody seen Prim, my so-called barmaid?

[RJohnReves]

Posting While Under the Influence

-- 01 Aug 2014, 21:39 --

*pokes head on*

Wow.. This dive is dead..

*sneaks behind unattended bar and pilfers a bottle of CheapAss™ vodka*

*slips out door*

[gali]

*getting concerned* should I call the online jail, see if Suzikins got picked up for PWUI?

PWUI? - Pizza Wheeling Under the Influence?

I expect Suzy's cooking the feast for the party!

Sure need a drink. Where is the Bartender??

OK, darling. Don't rush me. My arm isn't 100% yet.

Has anybody seen Prim, my so-called barmaid?

No rush

-- August 2nd, 2014, 8:56 am --

Posting While Under the Influence

-- 01 Aug 2014, 21:39 --

*pokes head on*

Wow.. This dive is dead..

*sneaks behind unattended bar and pilfers a bottle of CheapAss™ vodka*

*slips out door*

Have you found the chocolate stash?

[TiffanyJade]

ooooh chocolate stash I want in on that