Fifty Shades of Grey
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Re: Fifty Shades of Grey
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Great review! Astonishing! I agree, she actually had written these novels as a Twilight Fanfiction (another piece of work that is horribly written). I look at these kinds of books as an "intro to reading" until you discover better books. Alas, BOTH scams worked! Women everywhere are left swoon over poorly done domination of non-existent male character. >_<andybellum wrote:I know a member of The Book Club who gave it a luke warm review, but said it
had potential(to be used as kindling well before the newspaper adorning the bottom
of a bird cage does). Mrs. Member: Come forth and ye shall be heard.
THIS REVIEW CONTAINS NO SPOILERS. I thought it was just awful. Nothing rang true. I'm not a practioner, but I've heard women
(with doctorates in Psychology and a working knowledge of BDSM) debate it's worth as a guide or an entertainment option. It was given low marks as either one.
I visualized the author as an underfunded graduate student moonlighting as an operator at a call-in website(A 900 number). Her three hour shift is called "I'm Schizophrenic. Just Ask Me." The author decides to write the book(Fitty Shades) based on her ability to flim flim her audience with a psychoanalytical vocabulary culled from such august publications as a 1. thesaurus of BIGWORDS,2. The Yellow Pages; if she doesn't know what a BIGWORD means, someone advertising in TYP will. 3. Her college textbooks. Which she has neither paid for nor read. Pretty dismal bona fides, eh?
My sad attempt at humor aside, I'm surprised how well the scam has worked; 12 million copies ain't just hay. My original draft of this homage to the cliche' was a
much kinder treatment of writer and written. In fact, it was replete with pollyanna
and sophistry. Like the book I was supposed to review. Where'd it go?
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review you'll have to read! It will tear at your cuticles! Imprison your integumentaries!
Throttle your throat! Quake your quads! Hamstring your hams!" (I moonlight for my
brother-in-law. An up and coming chiropractor. That is way too much inspiration for the broads he deals with. They've all got names only Joan Rivers jeweler could keep up with. Tiffany, Sapphire, Moil? How'd he get in here. Says he wants his VIG by five. If he
doesn't get it YOU"LL need a chirodoctor. Im only the messenger. I keep telling you, don't use your business as a credit card, Dale. MOM!!
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I tried reading the first one...who doesn't love sex, but I didn't think it was a good story and certainly wasn't well written, IMO, of course.
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Pretty powerful drugs you're on to keep returning after the moderators BAN YOU ....
Carpe Diem!
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Thanks for the heads up...suzy1124 wrote:Whatcha drinking " AndYbellum?" AKA limerickey, Nate( sumpin )...... can't keep track of your many screen names!...GET LOST PERV!
Pretty powerful drugs you're on to keep returning after the moderators BAN YOU ....
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Why in the world would anyone want to see a " members member ? "...( sorry for the bad joke ) had to add a little " levity " here...)
Thank God I keep my e-mail PRIVATE, so I was never the recipient of his FILTH...
Carpe Diem!
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He did that??suzy1124 wrote:Your very welcome...silly moi, I have a bias against "PERVS " who send out NAKED pics to unsuspecting members of our wonderful book club here...
Why in the world would anyone want to see a " members member ? "...( sorry for the bad joke ) had to add a little " levity " here...)
Thank God I keep my e-mail PRIVATE, so I was never the recipient of his FILTH...
I agree.
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This must be at least the 6th time that he's managed to re-enter after being BANNED
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