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Thanks S.G., good to be back...

I made wine out of raisins so that I wouldn't have to wait for it to age............Stephen Wright..
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.....Unknown origin.
Friedrich Nietzsche: And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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HEE HEEE...

I INSTALLED A SKYLIGHT IN MY APT. , THE PPL WHO LIVE ABOVE ME ARE FURIOUS...

Steven Wright...
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Laurence J. Peter
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I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for Thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety. ~ Psalms 4:8
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I bought some batteries but they weren't included so I had to buy them again................Steven Wright
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did–in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Friedrich Nietzsche: And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for 1 minute and it seems like an hour, sit w/a pretty girl for one hour and it seems like 1 minute..THAT'S relativity...

Albert Einstein...
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Robert Orben
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Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

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"Valar morghulis" --George R. R. Martin
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Dzahneen88 wrote:"Valar morghulis" --George R. R. Martin

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker, Woody Allen...
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Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!
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HAAAA, good one! never heard it before...

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name...
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“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.”
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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

Charles Dickens
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