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A dog has an owner, a cat has a staff...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother.

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Friedrich Nietzsche: And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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haaaaaaa :lol: :lol: :lol:
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

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MichaelMcManus wrote:My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

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@Michael
You should be putting these on the Smuggler topic - you'd have free drink (virtual) for the rest of the year :lol:
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There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr Croup and Mr Vandemar apart: first, Mr Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr Croup; second, Mr Croup has eyes of faded china blue, while Mr Vandamar's eyes are brown; third, while Mr Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skulls of four ravens, Mr Croup has no obvious jewelry; fourth, Mr Croup likes words, while Mr Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike.
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Where's the baby? There he is! ~ Diego
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

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Always remember that you're unique just like everybody else...
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You betcha. ;) I love being unique! :D
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A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
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Me too!, I could never relate to most ppl wanting to be " like everybody else ", that has always been precisely WHAT I DON'T WANT!
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Automatons. I prefer free will, thank you kindly.
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One Tequila, two Tequila, three Tequila, floor...
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please!

Mark Twain

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