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"Now we just have to make sure they're not syaing, 'Aren't they cute?' or 'Look what they're doing now.'" -- Louise Banks, Story of Your Life
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Joan Rivers..." before we make love my husband takes a pain killer "
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
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Joan Rivers: " Boy George is all London needs, another Queen who can't dress "
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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Certain ancient civilizations considered cats to be gods. They have never forgotten that. - Terry Pratchett
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Dear Alcohol,
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer...I saw the video..

We need to talk...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

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I am not a crook - Richard Milhouse Nixon
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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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From one of my favorite Scottish comedians, Billy Connolly.
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

and one about the Scots from Mike Myers
"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." :lol:
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"You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but I'm damn glad we have it, aren't you?" - - Richard M Nixon
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Craig Meggy wrote:From one of my favorite Scottish comedians, Billy Connolly.
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

and one about the Scots from Mike Myers
"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." :lol:
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HILARIOUS!....heeeheee :lol: good ones!...haggis anyone ? :roll:


hOW do you get a sweet l'il 80 yo lady to say the F word?...easy..
You get another sweet l'il 80 yo lady to yell BINGO...

-- 07 Aug 2014, 08:41 --
Craig Meggy wrote:From one of my favorite Scottish comedians, Billy Connolly.
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."

and one about the Scots from Mike Myers
"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." :lol:
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HILARIOUS!....heeeheee :lol: good ones!...haggis anyone ? :roll:


hOW do you get a sweet l'il 80 yo lady to say the F word?...easy..
You get another sweet l'il 80 yo lady to yell BINGO...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

Suzy...
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Haggis is fine if you've had enough Whisky :)
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Craig Meggy wrote:Haggis is fine if you've had enough Whisky :)

Anything is fine w/enough whiskey! :wink:
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

Carpe Diem!

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In all aspects of life, it's all about the communications (usually it's about the lack thereof) - Me

Its funny BECAUSE it's true.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique just like everyone else...Margaret Mead...
" We don't see things as they are but as we are "

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