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Official Review: The Bird Room by Chad Hofmann

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[Following is the official OnlineBookClub.org review of "The Bird Room" by Chad Hofmann.]
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The Bird Room by Chad Hoffman is a book of 17 short stories, ranging from the macabre to the…well…really macabre. There are numerous tales to be had here; everything from hauntings, to Sci-Fi, to stories that make you feel as though you’re simply reliving someone else’s acid trip (Look for the story “Gold” when you pick up the book, and I’m sure you’ll see what I mean on that last one). This book was not only a mix of storylines, but also received a mix of reactions. My own expressions varied from cringing to a “meh” sort of shrug.

While anthologies can be the most fun to read, they can also be rather challenging to review because of all the content. So, here’s a blurb of a few random stories from the book, allowing you to see if this is a book you might find interesting in the near future.

“The Bird Room”- Shortly after a man buys an African Grey parrot, he starts seeing things and acting stranger and stranger himself. (While this one was definitely an eerie sort of read, I don’t feel that it was the strongest. My biggest issue was probably the writing style; I just don’t think that the writing was very tight, especially for a short story. I will say that the dialogue between the two best friends was pretty authentic though, and I think that’s what really saved this story for me.)

“The Forest”- A strange boy disappears into a dark forest, but no one dares enter to search for him. (The writing style of this one was different than all the rest. It was more like the reader was telling a story rather than showing, but it worked in this case. The story has to do with tales being told, passed down through the generations. So I think it was meant to have that campfire story feel.)

“The Spiders”- A little boy’s favorite tradition during that festive time of year is making Spider Cookies, but only his family knows the secret ingredient. (This is one of those stories where you just see the bad coming. It has a sort of style that may remind you of the calm before the storm, but trust me the storm is totally worth seeing. I can almost guarantee you don’t know what the secret ingredient is either.)

“Gray”- A young man and his sister walk to a meeting of the rebellion in a dangerous new America. (This was an interesting little read. I think the major strength of this one was getting a good feel for the characters in just a few pages.)

“The Hunt”- A teenage boy is the last of his classmates to have never caught a ghost, but tonight is the night! (This was probably one of my favorite stories from the book, and it garnered a little smile. It is probably the only one that had a feel good quality.)

“The Park”- A writer is approached by a creepy stranger while sitting at a bench in a haunted park. (This was the last story in the book, and honestly had no other place. It was the perfect way to end the book, and while again I feel the writing could have been a little tighter, I felt it got its point across.)

I enjoyed this read as a whole, though I had mixed feelings about the writing style at times. I also noticed a trend of things having no rhyme or reason. A lot of the stories seemed to have a theme of, “Bad things happen because, well…bad things happen.” This is okay sometimes, though I don’t know that I liked that nearly every story was like this. Sometimes I like my horror reads to have a moral of some sort.

There weren’t many stories where the protagonist won out in the end, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing in the horror genre. So, if you’re looking for a book of short stories that will make your inner demons laugh maniacally (just be careful not to crack that smile in public) this could definitely be for you. I’m going to rate The Bird Room by Chad Hoffman 3 out of 4 stars. Just for those demented folk like me out there.

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Post by angeel »

the review was well written but i dont think it is a book i would enjoy it as i think horror should scare you not make you laugh but that's my opion
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Ah angeel, you made me have to go back through my review to see what you were referring to. I think I found the spot?
ALRyder wrote: So, if you’re looking for a book of short stories that will make your inner demons laugh maniacally (just be careful not to crack that smile in public) this could definitely be for you.]
This is a book of true horror in my opinion, and this statement was meant as kind of a joke. Not a very well received one I guess (I'm going to say it's because jokes are hard to get across online, but it's more likely just because I have a poor sense of humor.) Anyway, how I meant it is that this book has that macabre note to it for those of us who "enjoy" that sort of thing. There's a lot of bad things that happen to people just because. This is most definitely not a comedic read.
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Post by CapeBretonBookLover »

I'll likely buy this book in the near future, I have a vast collection of horror books and I'd love adding this to the "mountain".
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CapeBretonBookLover wrote:I have a vast collection of horror books and I'd love adding this to the "mountain".
Sounds like my collection :p. It's good to see that my review has encouraged someone else to take a gander too.
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three little birds is an emotional book... sharks are not friendly
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