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Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#1  Postby Dragonflytears » 26 Aug 2011, 09:45

This is a place the share comments about things that make you wonder?

Such as:

Why is a boxing ring square?
Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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Post Number:#2  Postby TikkeUmlanapar » 26 Aug 2011, 23:06

Why is a boxing ring square?
Squares are easier to construct.

Why do you park in driveways and drive on parkways?
what I understand, 'way' means 'road'. So a driveway is a road that you drive on, typically either to the street or your garage. A parkway is a road through or to a park. Usually parkways are landscaped, or beautified, with medians or trees along the edges.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
for this i really don't have the answer.
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#3  Postby Ant » 27 Sep 2011, 14:57

Things that make me go HMMMMM, bigotry, racial hatred, ignorant people, need I go on...... :x
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#4  Postby tonya10057 » 10 Dec 2011, 21:48

things that make you go hmmmm,rude people,racisim,lazyness,jealousy.
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#5  Postby cosmic woman » 17 Aug 2012, 23:26

Greed and excess when so many are going without.
senseless wars and violence
racism, when none of us really knows what is all in our lineage.
people who only want to talk about themselves
people who only want to talk about others in a bad way.
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#6  Postby Phoenix98 » 13 Oct 2012, 18:16

I know people who'd give their right arm to be ambidextrous.

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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#7  Postby Carrie R » 14 Oct 2012, 12:53

Public restrooms. Are people really so 'messy' in their bathrooms at home? :)
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#8  Postby Phoenix98 » 14 Oct 2012, 16:43

If it takes an anti-missile to take out a missile, then I guess it takes an anti-anti missile missile to take out an anti missile missile.
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#9  Postby DATo » 15 Oct 2012, 06:55

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why does WW II footage of kamikaze pilots show them wearing helmets?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If money is the root of all evil then how come churches are always asking for it?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more stupid people happy?

Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery ? When was the last time you saw a kid operating heavy machinery?

Why are rabbit's feet considered lucky? The rabbit had four of them and it didn't do HIM any good.

When a farmwife leaves her husband does she leave him a John Deere letter?

If you officially changed your name to Anonymous would you legally own all the stuff nobody ever wanted credit for?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time but not to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you but when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no human being in their right mind would eat?

During the 7th inning stretch at the ballpark, why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game'? Aren't we are already there?

If the cops arrest a mime, is it still necessary for them to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight part in his hair?

If 7-11 is really open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

What were the side effects of Preparations A through G?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#10  Postby A24 » 15 Oct 2012, 07:41

These are great Dato - made me laugh!
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#11  Postby Phoenix98 » 15 Oct 2012, 07:43

Good ones, DATo. :D :D :D

I always did wonder about this one.

DATo wrote:How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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Post Number:#12  Postby Fran » 15 Oct 2012, 09:50

Well done DATo .. you lifted the Monday's blues again :lol: :lol:
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#13  Postby clintessential » 15 Oct 2012, 11:34

I'm still an Atheist, thank God. Luis Bunuel
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Why not: Because crazy people don't think they're crazy.
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#14  Postby DATo » 15 Oct 2012, 16:41

A24, Phoenix and Fran,

Many thanks but I cannot take credit for them. I found them on a website 10 years ago and have waited patiently for a chance to actually use them ever since. *Takes a bow anyway*
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Re: Things That Make You Go HMMMM?

Post Number:#15  Postby Mazza WA » 11 Mar 2013, 09:00

DATo wrote:A24, Phoenix and Fran,

Many thanks but I cannot take credit for them. I found them on a website 10 years ago and have waited patiently for a chance to actually use them ever since. *Takes a bow anyway*



As good as 10 year old Scotch!! Made my day. Thanks.
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