Do you love to read recipe books?
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Fun in the kitchen ... yeah, right
Now my sister is a very talented cook, ENORMOUSLY talented for that matter, so much so that her recipe book is included in her will to her daughter as a prized heirloom, and with good reason, for its value is inestimable. Personally, I would prefer money because any and all of her exquisite recipes would be wasted on me if I attempted to prepare them. If I prepared a dinner for a gathering of guests, even from her wonderful cookbook of recipes, I would open the risk of exposing myself to multiple charges of attempted murder by poisoning.
I used to watch those cooking shows on TV, but I no longer do that. They only serve to make me hungry as well as tempt me to embark upon cooking adventures that would make Sir Edmund Hillary's climb up Mt. Everest pale in significance as a springtime walk in the park.
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I hear ya, Dato. Im the same way. When I cook something and it turns out half-way decent, I eat it. If not, I give it to my dogs. If they dont eat it, it goes in the mulch pile. I have a very big mulch pile.DATo wrote:I never read recipe books because I am not much of a cook to begin with. I tried to cook an egg once ... it exploded. I am proficient in cooking toast sometimes, but more often than not I burn it to a cinder. Thus I remain a patron of restaurants, whereby, with the remittence of a modest pecuniary consideration all of my potential culinary nightmares are borne by the establishment thereby allowing me the benefit of enjoying my meal free from any and all concerns of later having to scrape anything off the kitchen ceiling or having to have my stomach pumped at the local hospital.
Now my sister is a very talented cook, ENORMOUSLY talented for that matter, so much so that her recipe book is included in her will to her daughter as a prized heirloom, and with good reason, for its value is inestimable. Personally, I would prefer money because any and all of her exquisite recipes would be wasted on me if I attempted to prepare them. If I prepared a dinner for a gathering of guests, even from her wonderful cookbook of recipes, I would open the risk of exposing myself to multiple charges of attempted murder by poisoning.
I used to watch those cooking shows on TV, but I no longer do that. They only serve to make me hungry as well as tempt me to embark upon cooking adventures that would make Sir Edmund Hillary's climb up Mt. Everest pale in significance as a springtime walk in the park.
My method of cooking is as follows; When its smokin its cookin when its black its done.
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My philosophy exactly Huey, but yesterday I thought ... Turkeys give their lives that we may eat them. Am I being just to avoid preparing food and thereby making their ultimate sacrifices meaningless? ... So I cooked a turkey sandwich.Bighuey wrote:
I hear ya, Dato. Im the same way. When I cook something and it turns out half-way decent, I eat it. If not, I give it to my dogs. If they dont eat it, it goes in the mulch pile. I have a very big mulch pile.
My method of cooking is as follows; When its smokin its cookin when its black its done.
Recipe:
1) Separate two slices of bread
2) Lay portions of turkey on one of the slices of bread
3) In a tribute to the French school of cuisine, decorate food artistically
(I painted a smiley face on the turkey slices with poupon mustard)
4) Place second slice of bread on top of turkey portions
5) Serve with garnish of Twinkie cakes and a mug of beer
Ah !!! Magnifique !!!
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Take TV dinner out of box.
Put in microwave.
Cook for 5 minutes or so.
Dinner is done.
Anything more complicated than that, forget it.
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You got a point Bighuey .... life is already complicated enoughBighuey wrote:Another method of how I cook.
Take TV dinner out of box.
Put in microwave.
Cook for 5 minutes or so.
Dinner is done.
Anything more complicated than that, forget it.
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I don't just read them I make the recipes that I like and get my children involved in the cooking process encouraging them to join in on the fun by READING the ingredients before adding them. It's a fun way to promote a love of reading to a generation of kids stuck on video games.
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